Cat name suggestions

To amuse ourselves Ben and I thought we should come up with some name suggestions using Jon's requirement for humour.

For the Star Wars fans: Bacca, when having dinner you can cheer chew Bacca.
Brian, when you get up in the morning to let the cat out you can say release Brian. (Life of Brian).
Mandu, or for formal occasions catMandu.
Orfa, which is what you say when it misbehaves, as in...Orfa ****'s sake you stupid cat.
Two Cities, so that as it walks past you can say there goes the tail of Two Cities.
Rover, Sam did want a dog.
Syndrome, so that if it jumps up on the bench you can say down Syndrome.
Chinese chicken or CC for short
Speed Hump (Ben was getting a little nasty at this point)
Santa, if the kids pester the cat you can say watch out for Santa claws.
My Addiction, so that you can say is someone going to feed My Addiction.
Pat, giving you Pat the cat.
name it after your mother-in-law, nothing says I love you like naming the cat after your Mum-in-law.
Freckle, because Ben thought it was funny and better than Mole (moley, moley, moley)
Economically Unsound Investment, it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue but you'd get used to it.
Bed Pan, keeps the bed warm
Doesn't Need Batteries, we all know there's nothing better than a toy that doesn't need batteries.
Price Check, giving you Price Check in the kitchen/bathroom/bedroom.

Sorry about that but we needed to get it out of our system
Dan xxx