Thursday, May 28, 2009

rejoice, rejoice

The date has been set. The next movie is due out on the 19th of November. I love you all dearly but if anyone tries to book a cake for that week I will be telling you to do something anatomically impossible. I feel a hot date with the girls coming on!!!!

The other fab news is that my side fence is going up. Woo hoo. The guys doing the work are very nice and two of them are a little shy. He he he. I think I may be scaring them but what the heck. My neighbour on the other hand has them absolutely amazed. She has already been over to tell them they are not allowed to touch her wall. Jacob (guess why I picked him out of the yellow pages) very politely told her that I had already very carefully explained that they were not to drill into the wall, put screws into the wall or glue the post onto the wall. She had an "episode" and informed them they were not allowed to touch the wall. Jacob was telling me about all this after the event. He was chuckling away saying that it was the first time he couldn't find anything to say when faced with finding a response to her madness. Bless him.

So the guys are back tomorrow morning. Anyone who can think of a good way to get them to work with their shirts off gets a free pie.

Dan xxxx

4 comments:

Narelle said...

A free pie - hmmm.
Working with Theirs Shirt Off
1) You could tell them that you only employ those who work under your "no shirt work policy" (you know that policy)
2) You could tell them that shirts are over-rated
3) you could tell them that shirts are an OH&S issue (you know they may get stuck in the drill)
4) You could tell them that your friend Elle McPherson was going to drop in and that she loves men with bare chests
5) you could tell them that shirts the neighbour is offended by topless men and that it would greatly assist you in pissing her off

I will see what else I can come up with. Just remind them not to touch the fence.
Love Ya Long Time
Rell

Ben said...

I'm watching you, you little minx

Narelle said...

OK Sorry Ben - but do I win the pie????
Love Ya Long Time
Rell

Donna J said...

I told you spill a drink on them, and then wash the shirt for them. As for your neighbour get out the drill and fire it up next to the wall on and off while swearing and commenting on the holes your making.